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“Most things about me are hard to explain, I guess, like how I’m mostly delusional and live in a half-imaginary world but am also a realist to the core. I’m just a bunch of contradictions most of the time and I don’t like it, but I also do.”
— Marianna Paige

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

rebecca-blacks-crocs:

do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”